Description
Wiry Maltese-Egyptian in a faded blue kaftan and a very good English waistcoat he is visibly proud of. Mid-40s, quick grin, a missing upper tooth. Talks at speed in lingua franca, Arabic, Italian, and serviceable English, switching mid-sentence. Was carrying one of the party’s trunks before anyone agreed to hire him. Insists the Franks call him “Joseph.”
Background
A fixture of the Alexandria waterfront — knows every boatman, donkey-boy, innkeeper, and customs clerk, and exactly which official takes which size of bakshish. Drops the names of English gentlemen he has “guided to Cairo, to the Pyramids, no trouble” — roughly half of them real.
Connections
- Approaches the party on the docks at Alexandria to get hired (Session 3).
- Path to onward travel: boats to Rosetta/Rahmaniya, donkeys, the teskere permit, lodging, customs bakshish.
Appearances
Session 4 Developments
Led the men of the party — Freddy, Thomas, Nathaniel Holt, and Adrien — to the money changer Yaqub and later to the Pasha’s Bureau for travel papers, transforming at the Bureau’s threshold into a louder, grander version of himself: trailing the party’s names like banners and slipping bribes to the clerks to move them up the waiting list. Confirmed skimming a quiet 2% commission on the men’s transactions with Yaqub — caught out by Holt, who took his and Adrien’s business directly to the Bank of England instead.
At the victualing market, Yusuf’s exasperation with the party reached a comic peak: both Freddy and Adrien had been smiling politely at vendors throughout the day, a gesture local custom reads as agreement to the asking price. Yusuf was left pleading with the men to stop smiling, having spent the market visit dragged into managing runaway prices and translating an increasingly elaborate negotiation (including a marriageable-granddaughter offer aimed at Freddy). Source: _inbox/session-Jul 2nd, 2026.md (Banking and Errands in Alexandria, The Pasha’s Bureau, Chaos at the Victualing Market; Memorable Moments); Chapters/Chapter 4 - Calcutta/Sessions/Session 04/Session_04_Table_Assistant_Notes.md (“The Bank Trip,” “The papers scene + provisioning scene,” “Market nuisances”).
Session 5 Developments
Session 5 (Cairo, 16–20 Sept 1814): It was Yusuf who had arranged the party’s Cairo lodgings at the Auberge du Muski before they left Alexandria (referenced in play this session), consistent with his established habit of skimming a commission off anyone he steers clients toward. (This remains consistent with the standing correction that Yusuf never travelled upriver and never met Bruyère in person — the arrangement was made from Alexandria.)
Connections
People
Owns
- Reis Salah NPC neutralJoseph the dragoman produces him for the coastal leg and takes a cut of the fare1 session: The Road to Cairo
Serves
- Freddy Cavendish Player character warmAttaches himself to the party's most genial gentleman; gravitates to whoever pays and laughs at his patter2 sessions, Give Rest to The Road to Cairo
Places
Located at
- Alexandria Harbor Location neutralCurrent location1 session: The Road to Cairo
Visited
- Locanda del Leone Location neutralYusuf the dragoman takes a commission for bringing guests; will recommend it if the price is right2 sessions, Give Rest to The Road to Cairo